I've discovered something about myself lately. Okay. That's a lie. I've ACKNOWLEDGED something about myself lately.
I can't keep everything together at the same time.
If my house is clean, assume my children are starving. If my kids are nicely dressed, assume I'm fifty pounds heavier. If I'm working out every day, assume I left the car running at the store and walked home. If I'm cooking five-course meals, pray for my marriage.
Since adding blogging to the mix, a friend recently said to me (with the brutal honesty only good friends, internet trolls and siblings enjoy), "Abbie, you've always been spacey, but now you're CYBERspacey." Truth.
Thank goodness for written lists and new mercies every morning. Since we got dressed every day this week, if anyone feels led to clean a house, I'm here for you. Also, I realized that I ate pizza three out of the last seven days, so this week has obviously been great.
|Via @scarymommy on Instagram|
Has everyone else been doing this for years and I have been wasting brain cells coming up with my OWN outfits? Le sigh.
If you follow me on Instagram, you probably think I wore this dress every day for the last week, but it turns out, that is NOT the case. (Sadly. It's cold.)
Here are this week's outfits.
|This vest hides a multitude of rolls.|
|High black boots. Shoulda gone with booties.|
|On the right: The two accessories I wear with everything.|
Très healthy, non? Om nom nom.
|Same necklace. Different blouse.|
|Has anyone else noticed this is THE THIRD DAY IN A ROW I've been wearing these jeans? No? Never mind then.|